tampon tea parties?

one question about the oppostie sex that has plagued mankind for centuries...

"what do women do in toilets that requires more than the stipulated amount of time spent constipating???"

was out with my sis not long ago shopping for her school bag and new year stuffs...
waited outside the toilet for almost 30 minutes...
so when she gets out...
the obvious question was...
is everthing ok?
and her answer was...
"NO! do i look ok, i jus found out that the bag i wanted to get, my friend called me up and she saw the bitch from the other class carrying it! and i skipped council and group meeting today to get my stuffs, and guess what, my group mate's boyfriend saw me just now at wisma? and so they called me up and started accusing me of being a lazy ass, so i called my group member up and told her that i saw her boyfriend with another girl in town just now, and that i was with you all the while. like seriously everythings not ok!!!"

its amazing how they can stay in the toilet and yak away for so long...
its like a never ending wait for them to get out of it...
so i've spen that amount of waiting time...
thinking of the possibilities that women are trying to accomplish in the loo...

maybe all female toilets are actually connected thrught a secrect passage way...
and all the toilets in the world lead to the main underground head quarters of a all women fighter team...
where they plan how to take down saddam, invent a new breast implants, turn lesbians, plan world peace, erradicate bird flu, plan to take over the world...
hmmmm... possible...

maybe in the female toilet, its not about just checking themselves out...
its actually a place where they hook up with other girls and have hot girl on girl action?

tampon fights?
female toilets are highly secured vacinity where even the juiciest gossips can't be leaked out?
a rave party is goign on init?
tampon fights?
tea parties?
maybe the female loos are furnished so nice with sofas, tellys and carpeted toilet floors?

well...my bet is definately on the secrect underground women society...
that explains everythime they get out of it...
they don't have anything clever to say...
cause they used all of their elaborate thinking skills on planning to save mankind from being eliminated by the coming arrmegeddon?

someone should be given nobel prize for finding what goes beyond the doors of the female loo...
till then...
i'm speaking for man-kind...
suck it up, read a book while you wait...