noo youu diid-en!!!

you know i always have something to say about eveything...
and aparently everyone is talking about the nypger flick...
the uhhhh hmmmm... video of the nyp girl...
is spreading around the internet even faster than i can say protective sex...
not that i'm saying that they wern't having protective sex...
or that it wasn't flimed on school grounds...
or that it was nice f her to have nicely shaved legs....
or that if the royston tan movie 5ifteen have a sex scene it would look exactly like it...
b-e-c-a-u-s-e...
i-h-a-v-e-n-o-t-w-a-t-c-h-e-d-i-t-y-e-t...
opps...
i-h-a-v-e-n-o-t-w-a-t-c-h-e-d-i-t...
yet wil imply that that i would want to watch it in the near future...
not that the near future would imply whatever time i have left of my scheduled studying break...

so...
no...i have not watched it...
thats what the the school wants to hear...

here is a conversation i had with michelle...

me: hey babe, have you seen the video yet?
michelle: no...
me: you need to relax from studying finance...
michelle: no, i'm not going to watch it...
me: **words deemed unsuitable**
michelle: but you know here yuran...
me: G-A-S-P-E-D!!!
michelle: yea..you, clorine, and jacyn...
me: GASPED!!! its the girl we met on the first day of school and you introduced us to her and jacyn said that her eyes looked like barbie doll and we laughed about it...
michelle: yeap...
me: GASPED!!!!

the last gasped was the shock/ horror i had that...
i could remember the details of it when it happened last year on the first day of school...
when i cannot even what i've studied for finance 10 minutes ago...
so yea... GASP!!!!

anyway...
if paris can get away with it...
so can you hun...
this is what you have to do...
change your name...
change your school...
change your face...
change whatever that was supposedly flashed over the video...not like i saw what was flashed...
change your boyfriend...
change your address...
change your number...
and get out the country...

oh you can do what paris did...
start charging everyone who downloads it...
say that you were drunk...
and say that you though it was just harmeless kissing...
no publicity is bad publicity hun...

it'll die down...
trust me...

and whatever you do...
please don't go to the new paper and do a tell all story...
cause thats just tacky...
wait till they start knocking on your door...
and CHARGE them too hun...
it made paris famous like hell...

but if paris was asian...
didn't have a hot body (not that i've got anything to compare with)...
wasn't worth millions...
didn't have millions...
didn't have hilton as her last name...
didn't have that fucked up nose...
gosh...

she'll be you!
gasp....