my very own 4th of july...

today we celebrate everything that is wrong with america...
and everything that wrong in the world because of america...

we are celebrating...
how america wants to screw the whole world and the entire solar system up...
how american's thought that puting the dumbest dude as the most poweful guy in the world was the coolest long overdue april fool's day joke...
how america's pop culture is destroying everything pure and good in our kids...
how americans are all fat and dying...
how american's are all so stupid...

yeap...
we all share the american dream....
expect...
mine doesn't really involve anything to do with america...

land of the free...
and home of the brave....

farts...