and the winner of the crown is.....

its that time of the year again...
when i'm allowed to skip school to catch miss universe...
that was before i got into poly...
now i skip sch wehenever...

ok...
shocker...
japan made it into like the top 2...
if you like the whole ayumi hamasaki look...
i think i've watched to many beauty peagents...
i think i'm really good at predicting the winner...
i'll let you in, on a little secret...
its all in the dress...
but more importantly the colour of the dress...

the winner will always be either in a...
gold...
silver...
white...
and ocasional black...

losers will always be in...
red...
green..
blue..
yellow...
pink...
cyan...
and ocsional black...

seriously...
i have years of experience...
watching he dresses i pick out win...

and during the siwmsuit competition...
its all in the abs...
and ocasional boobs...
but most importantly...
abs...
not 6 pack-ish...
just really tight and tonned...

and the hair...
no one with short hait ever won...
and will ever win....
keep hair long dark...
and va va voom-ish...

and to top it of...
you'd need a translator as an accesory...
but choose to speak in english to answer the final questions...
that will give the finall whammy...



like i said its all in the dress...

newly crowned miss universe found to be suffering from eating disorder...

fainted after starving for competition...

an insult to the whole beauty peagent...

miss universe title stripped...

japan made queeen...

and all hail asian beauty...

damn...

it might happen ok...

miss puerto rico looks fab even after fainting...

damn...

she's good...