barffsss....

filming for nyptv yesterday was much easier...
not like the first time...
when you have 5 lecturers and 15 crew members 3 huge cameras staring down at you...
breathing down your neck...
cursing everytime you forget your lines...

this time its was much easier because...
only 2 lecturers and 7 crew members 3 huge cameras staring down at you...
breathing down your neck...
cursing everytime you forget you lines...

denise is maaaaaddd...
when you put us together...
we just don't know when to shut up...
denise is fugging hilarious...
denise is so fab, i've no idea what's she's doing in SW...

during this scene when denise was suppose to pop up into the camera...
and i was suppose to slide in gracefully by the side...
so being the dumb ass that i was...
i ran and slide...
and my pants tore...
it seriously tore...
like right smack in the centre...
where my balls were...
it just tore...
no one noticed it until i looked down and when...
"ok, i think i just tore my pants..."
and the crew flew into a frenzy trying to find was to patch it up...
and i was still there with my pants down on my knees still think...
maaan...
i fought all instinct to wear my sexy briefs...
damn...
was wearing my ugly hush puppies boxers...

filming was faster this time because we were sorta cam whoring most of the time...
denise is mad...
its carpet...its maddness...
its carpet...its maddness...
its carpet maddes!!!!!
*bugger off if u you didn't know it was from absolutely fabulous*

this morning was hell...
found the perfect formal outfit...
topman shirt, custom made pants from eyons ago, and marc jacobs tie...
small hole at the back of pants...
never...
too small to be noticed...
ran up and down the stairs as usual trying to get ready for sch...
bent down to wear my shoe when my mom said...
why is there a big gapping hole at the back of your pants???...

fug fug fug fug fug fug...
am gaining weight like mad...
huge fat arse...
ihatecarboihatecarboihatecarbo....
am professional pants ruiner...

didn;t have time to think of another formal outfit...
so my maid had to sew the pants on to me...
while i stood there...
feeling guilty for stuffing my face with roti prata the night before (BLAMES DAWN/CHERRI)...
with my maid's needle poking my new chubby arse...

i am yuran...
chubby chub fat arse professional pants runier...

if you need me...

i'll be in the toilet vomiting...






barffs.....

@ sherrie's brothers wedding...

where the chubbiness most probally begun...

when i started stuffing my face with the whole 10 course dinner...