this is even better than the O.C

no no drama...
you don't want no drama drama...
no no drama...
you don't want no drama...
i honestly do question my sainty everytime i club...
was it the thrill or letting go or was it the excitement of the drama...
why can everyone just piss the hell off and just have a good time...

case study 1

a friend lied to her boyfriend that she was out with her family...
and her boyfriend said that he was at cafe near his house...
she catches him at where she was clubbing at...
and decides to confront his sorry lying arse...
like seriously how scripted can this be laaah!
like this was so much better to watch than mtv!!!

ok, lets anaylse this very carefully...
both of them lied...
but the person who wins by default is the person who is dumb enough to be caught...
so...
GIRLFRIEND WINS!!!
its like the lesser of both evils...
the bigger liar of both liars...
the dumber of the dumbest...
you get the picture...

case study 2

siao char bo ( friend) is pissed of with current situation with a losser guy...
spots him in the club...
decides to spike him by hooking up with other guys...
while hooking up with other guys...
guy who drives a slk comes out tops...
tries to lure her and ditch all of her other friends into his 2 seater slk...
which we all thought 5 of us could squeeze in...
guy in slk tries of alone in his slk off to orchard towers to pick up new siao char bo...
siao char bo is a classic example of a girl who can't say no... she's too nice...
she leads guys on unintentionally...
and acts like a common whore when drunk...
but always good source of entertainment...
and always fun to club with...

case study 3

underage girl with a drinking problem...
searching for her doggy male friends to feed her drinks...
drunk little girl running around the club...
making us chase her around...
uber violent when not fed with drinks...

only 1 solution...
bring a leash the next time we go clubbing...

case study 4

already drunk stranger (girl)...
tries to jump of the second story of the building...
and other strangers (us) from the sideline screaming and taunting her...
"you're fat and ugly you should jump!"
"you won't die lah, you need to go to a higher building!"
"your insurance does not cover stupidity leh!"
"we'll pay you 5 bucks to jump!"
"if you jump we'll jump too!!!"
" you're fat and ugly, you should really jump"
"JUMP, JUMP, JUMP!!!
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....
i think pushing drunk people to the brink of death...
or at least paralasyse...
is outrageously fun and this seasons new guilty pleasure!!!!

case study 5...
while waiting for our cab...
a group of fugly looking guys approach another bunch of fugly looking guys...
and starts to to threathen each other...
something about flipping their finger at each other...
policeman comes to protect timd weaker fugly guys...
while policeman enforces their authority on the aggressors...
while spreading the word of voting for the PAP!!!
PAP!!! PAP!!! PAP!!! PAP!!!

what can i say?
PAP!!! PAP!!! PAP!!! PAP!!!

drama, drama, drama...
this is even better than the OC...