qn: what is the first rule of ultimate frisbee...
me: not to get your eyes gorged out by the death trap (frisbee)
ans: INTEGRITY...beccause ultimate frisbee is not a refree sport... the team players have to decided as both teams to play it out...
BALLS laaah, don't make me gag caaaaaan, the worst part of all, the guy doing this briefing look so convicted when he said that...seriously...you come from a naive world, where everythings made of marsmellow and the tress are filled with lemon drops...
so basically arguing of both teams may take up to almost the whole day...
and then....
no and then...
and theeeen....
no and theen...
AND THEEEEEN....
NO and then....
AAAAAAAANNNNND THHHEEEEEN....
NOOOOO AND THEEEEEEEEEEEEN...
and then...
and then...
and then...
and then...
and then...
NOOOOOOOO ANNNNNNNNND THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNN...
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaand theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen???
see what i meaaan....
i'm still pretty fuzzy about the rules of the game...
but alot of the rules sounds like they were made up by a bunch of jocks who were too dumb to think of better and more applicable rules...
duuuuuuuh....
rule: when you're running, and if you catch the frisbee, you are allowed a 3 steps leeway...
me: how fast are we talking about, and what if i'm jumping and catching it, does it apply as well...
stares at me blankly...
and trying hard to hide his stupidy and nincomputishness...
so basically you can find all sorts of loop hole in the rules...
see...
i honestly think the rules were made by dumb jocks who were too stoned from drinking too much beer and was busy having wild orgies frat sex parties....
during the game..
the seniors pulled me out of the game...
and guess what...
told me off because i was too rough...
fucking kidding me!!!
the guys were like twice the size bigger than me caan...
i understand the whole concept of CG being higher...
but seriously...you have got to be kidding me...
the seniors are retards...
the game's relatively laughable at...
the rules are fucked up...
some people have absolutely no hand and legs coordination...
and some do...
some people were born to play ultimate frisbee....
others were born to be smacked in the head by the fisbee by those people...
i enjoy smacking people's head...
so sue me...
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so when's the next training=)
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
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