karma's a bitch...

it has been a long while since i've last put in any thought after my australia entry...
i'm still suffering from the repercussions of my last entry...
being brutally mutilated and regurgitated into thin web air...
but have decided to distract my irritance by attempting to blog about my first day of school...

all those who know me, will know about my first day of school karma...
if you don't...
first day of karma is the one day that will affect and determine the whole of your accademic semester either spiritually, emotionally or physically...
there are many contributing factors to first day of school karma...
therefore, i have come up with a fail proof DIY list of...

AN IDOTS GUIDE TO FINDING YOUR KARMA ON THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL...

1. your FDOS outfit...
to recieve good fashion karma all semester round...
firstly you have to be dressed well on your first day of school...
wear something subtle yet stylish, something that gives hint about your personal style...
but hides enough for people to want to know more...
the right outfit will set the tone for the whole semester...

2. the first people you meet in school...
to recieve good social karma all semester round...
the first people you meet, and i literally mean the first people who you say hi to...
even if you do not necessary like them...
give them a hug, a hand shake, or a huge smile...
putting warmth and openess into your enviroment, will gaurantee you good social karma in return...

3. start the new semester with a clean slate...
to ensure that bad karma from the last cycle has stopped or has been undone...
take all necessary actions to decieve yourself that whatever that has been done cannot be undone...
or that simply it wasn't your fault at all to begin with...
or just pray as hell it won't come back to bite your ass...
thus you have ensured that bad karma from last semester do not overlap into the new one...

with this simple 3 step karma check...
you will be on your way to having a good karma for the rest of the sem...

seriously...

i'm not kidding...

strange things have happened...





seriously...




stop laughing....










stop it.....







aaaaaggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh......






who am i kidding....




just don't fall flat on your face on the first day of school and you'll be fine...


you know...
this whole 3 step diy thing will make a whole lot more sense if your first day of school did last for exactly 28 minutes...
so yea...
thats a semester's worth of karma jammed packed into 28 minutes of first day of school...

yes we are dangerously approaching summer...
i know the redundancy of proclaiming the changing of season when the only thing that most singaporeans change is their underwear...
either drenched with rain or drenched with sweat...
but still...
not to let any die hard fashionistas down...
summer is approaching and that means somehow or rather...
i'll be dragged to the beach against my own will, made to strip and expose my unfalttering/ unattractive supposedly beach body to hundreds of strangers with their naked bodies sprawled across sand and hundreds of ass cracks staring back at me...

can you tell that i'm oh so thrilled and excited...

so starting from now till the singapore government's decision to demolish all beaches and turning then into shiny mutli storey carparks...
i have decieded to embark on my uber healthy lifestlye...
the low fat diets, sports, procrastinating, gym, vegetation, and all that jazz...
its either that or i go into hyper hibernation and only come out in the winter....
where bulky coats and oversized shirts are all the rage...

i can already imagine myself...
munching on a carrot stick, hiking 10 km and meditating on the grass...
oh wait....
the image's clearer now...
its not me....
its some ad on the tv i just saw earlier...

dang...