ammmmmmmmmmmmaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzinnnnnnggggggg!!!!

came back from work and was bloody hungry...
so decided to make a lil' snack...
turkish salad...
ok...
tomatoes...check!
letuce... check!
cucumber...check!
corriander...check!
olive oil...check!
fresh black peper... check!
left over chicken...check!

total time food preperation: 12minutes...

hmmmmm....
need something healthy to drink...
shall make fruit smoothie...
apples...check...
orange...check...
kiwi...check...

went out to the garden to pluck some lime from the lime tree...

total time taken for drink preperation: 20 mintues

fuck it maaan...
it was suppose to be very jaime oliver...
you know...
smack it here...wacked it there...
pukker...
throw here throw there...
and viola!!!
instant gormet cuisine...

drink tastes like absolute fuck...
the lime screwed up my whole concotion...
it tast like some indian spice...
ok...make that...
indian thai curried spiced drink...
what kind of cloody lime is this...
i think my maid is growing pod in our backyard...
and my lime's actually a hybrid of lime and pod...


!!!!
gasp!!!!
am higggggggggghhhhhh....
am drowsy............
the world's so preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettttttttttyyyyyyyyyyyy...
the little words are appearing from thin air!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ammmmaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggg....

i need to shit...
the orange and apples are working it...