before i pass out onto my keyboard...

first day of work after a really long time...
did not suck at all...had a function today, hosted by the australian high comissioner...
about south australia...
woot woot...
having been to south australia many many may many times...
please shoot me...
i could start decent conversations with the guest...
and by conversation...
i do not mean...er... so do you guys ride the kangaroo to work kinda talk...
the perks of working at a wine bar...
is that you get access to unlimited alcohol...
and you can just bring home wines like coke cans...
so being a filial son and cheapo singaporean...
i lugged home 8 bottles of wine...
yay...
i am fully certified cheap alcoholic shithead...
had too much mimosa to drink just now...
my heads hurts like fuck...
and my feet are like raw flesh being soaked in lime juice...
that sentense could have been phrased so much more wittier...
but i'm too tired...
my feet hurts from it being jammed into my leather formal shoes...
my head hurts because i had too much to drink...
i'm wondering how to peel my contacts of my cornea...
my blogging skills seems to depreciate as time and alcohol takes its toll on my body...
hi...
i am yuran...
cheapo raging alcoholic blogger on the verge of passing out onto my keyboard...
and my i'll be electrocuted by my drool...
as i feel interlectual points pluging down to unforseeable depths...
i leave you with one thought...

"don't make me slap your tehtehlicious tehteh..."

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