putting ideas into my head...

so i finally did it...
this is me taking the plunge...
i feel like we need a celebration...
or like a doomsday mark...

starting from today...
i'll be taking on what should be made illegal to me...
as part of homeland security and national welfare...
i firmly believe that i should not be allowed on the roads operating heavy machinery...

but everyone else thinks otherwise...
i have a feeling i'm just going to end up a statistic...
DUI, reckless driving, speeding, accidental homicide...
i might just be the answer for our over population issue...

i guess the reason why i didn't want to drive...
was because i've read too many drive-off-a-cliff suicide plots...
the same way why i don't do electricity, fight fire or sky dive...
it puts ideas into my head more ways for me to eff myself off...

if ya'll know what's best for humanity...
someone needs to put an end to this...
legislation should be put up in my name...
keep Hong Yu Ran off the roads of Singapore by 2010...

...just saying...