will XXX for a fix!!!

i am so technologically retarded...
i cannot rebot/reformat my laptop to save my life...
deciding that i was confident of uninstalling my current anti-virus software and installing a newer kick-ass one...
i sort of just deleted everyting with a familiar name...

not right meh?
uninstall mahh??
delete everything lorrr...
mutherrrrr fuccccc...

before i knew it...
the gods of the holy technologia decided to unleash its fury on this humble techno retard...
and before iknew it...
the holy power of my wireless internet connection poofed, gone, zlich!

restarting waited for a few minutes and thinking that laptop is just pmsing...
and there it was...
blank...
i mean...MOTHER-CHEE-BAI-NA-BE-KURANGAJAR-FUCKING... blank...

digged through piles of computer manuals to find mine...
untouched...
unopened...
unused...



what theeeee!!!!!
this is why i hate technology...
the seting up the blabber the fucking around is just to time consuming and painful...
remembering leaving my then new laptop in the care of my bro who returned it to be in a day with everything installed and running...

FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!
and where the fuck is he?
no seriously...
i'm asking where the fuck is he? haven't actually seen him at home recently?

in other words...
i'm so fucked beyond 5 different translations of fuck...
no wireless internet connection on my laptop...
attach a metal chain to it and it becomes an expensive and ridculasly size fashion acessory...

will give first born to the person who can fix my fashion accessory asap!!