ge ge ni ke yi pang wo (fix) wo de tian nao mah???

gearing up for my 10 days parents free bonanza...
folks are off to china...again...
i think its they guilt of not bringing us up in a more Chinese environment...
hence the self infliction of chinese cultural immersion, hoping to bring back some china flava into da family...

mom is trying to pull off the, hop-on-the-plane-with-one-handbag maneuver, and magically come back with 5 luggages...
dad is freaking and might just start randomly packing for her...
will be doing the same old same old...
visiting amazing sceneries, historical sites, blah blah etc etc, shoping for antiques, Singapore banned exotic animal parts, funky herbs and pick up a new set of children to replace existing ones...


they'll pick the oldest child to replace the current 22 yo son spending obscene amounts of money on tech gadgets with a younger 20 yo china guy...
new china son will come fully equipped with full scale technological knowledge...
will be able to create own computer then inventing new technology that will kick creative's and apple's arse...
china son will then become successful millionaire entrepreneur and finally make singaporean parents very very proud...

14 year old china scholar from rural china mountain village will be handpicked by mom to replace good for nothing 20 yo son spending an even obscene-ier sum of money on clothes and coffee...
new china son is fluent in chinese literature/history/politics/maoism and will learn english within days and then go on to pick up 12 other international languages...
china son will be the youngest teenager to graduate from NUS with a PhD...
he will then write ground breaking international bestselling book and win a pulitzer prize and be on barbra walters 10 most fascinating people of 2017, if she's still alive of course...

8 yo china girl will be bought from Beijing academy of acrobats to replace lazy, fat unfilial 15 yo daughter who spends to much time being a teenager and throwing hissy fits at every opportunity possible...
new china daughter will be able to bend like a pretzel and jump/swim/roll/run/fly and play all sorts of freaky sports...
china daughter will be youngest girl to represent singapore and qualify for the london 2012 olympic games , winning at least 4 medals at 6 different types of sports...
retiring her sports career at 25 and become a full fledge member for the IOC and start nazi like concentration camp international school of sports in 3 continents...


whatever they do...
my new me better be hot...






i found a job! i foresee myself being very busy and having to turn away social engagements for a very long time...
will be juggling 8-5 school, part-time work and caipoera lessons...
i'm so flipping busy can't remeber the last time i had nothing to do...
oh yea, 10 minutes before this blog entry...

anyhoooooo...
i can see not-so-distant-future self saying...
"i tried to schedule a nice suicide, but my schedule just wouldn't allow!"
well, unless i get fired and go back to the moulding and vegetative self...




p.s am excited! can't wait for new china brother to come and fix my 1-week-and-still counting spoilt laptop!!! or even better, build me a new one!!!
ge ge ni ke yi pang wo (fix) wo de tian nao mah???