IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK???

i am the human equivalent of a black hole mecca...
a shithole, void, -, blib, .
because in a black hole mecca, shithole,voild, -, blib, . ...
you don't get what you want because god was a lill drunk...

because all i want for christmas is to get the hell out of the sunny little arse of a red dot...
and since my dad was attending a meeting in sydney...
thought it would be quickest getaway in the history of getaways...
because SIA loves shell, shell loves my dad, and my dad loves me...
i get to use his frequent flyer miles...
but the karma of sharing the love does not apply to me cuz...
apparently SIA hates me and wants be to rot in this shithole...

(i love singapore cross my heart and hope to die, but the depressing christmas showers and fugly hideous faux christmasy deco is making me want to stick my fist down my throat and scratch out my eyes p.s still forever and will always will be in love with singapore...except this time of the year)

all flipping flights out of singapore to the whole of bloody aussieland is fucking full...
i mean literally they cannot even find a spare compartment they could shove my body into...
i don't mind the lavatory!! i don't...
all of bloody first and raffles class' fully booked!!!

i mean where are these people going to???
its flipping summer now in sydney!!!
STAY and enjoy singapore's lovely weather and gawdy christmas lights damnit!!
i'm paying first class for a bloody 6 hour ride damnit!!!

so marched down to paragon's SIA office to have sia girl tell me i was out of my mind trying to fly out of singapore right now...
apparently i wasn't even elligible for the waiting list's waiting list...
i don't mind flying off tonight, tommrrow!!! whatever just find me a bloody flight out!!!

tried to ask sia girl what were the chances of someone not checking in...
the chances of a passenger dying, in labour or having something midly serious yet inconvenient...
of me replacing them...
is that too much to ask for someone to have a mild case of food posioning so that i can take their seat!!!
IS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WILL DONATE FIRST BORN TO ANYONE WHO IS WILLING TO GIVE A LIFT TO SYDNEY!!!
ANYONE!!!???!!! WILL THROW IN VIABLE AND HEALTHY SPERMS TOO!!!








WILL SLEEP FOR FIRST FLIGHT OUT OF SINGAPORE!!!















like i said...
i am the human equivalent of a black hole mecca...
a shithole, void, -, blib, .
because in a black hole mecca, shithole,voild, -, blib, . ...
you don't get what you want because god was a lill drunk...