i am a bellringer...

because i refuse to party with sand in my ass crack...
because i don't want to pass out in the middle of no where...
because i don't want to mosh with 20,000 other sweaty pigs...
because i'd rather watch sex and the city at home...

because i refuse to queue for 2 hours to get into a club...
because i don't want to get drunk on ice blended fru fru cocktails...
because i don't want to dance with 2,000 other underaged kids...
because i'd rather crack open a bottle of red and read anne rice...

so leave me alone...
this ass crack's gonna stay sand free tonight...





i think i can still hear ringing in my ears from this afternoon...
and fugly red colour apron...
i-am-a-bellringer...