winnie the pooh

michelle's birthday party was fun...
ok fine...
there was booze at the party thats why i loved it...
drank quite alot of my favorite russian buddy...
mr-i-love-you-vodka...
ok tried to force feed denise and clorine vodka...
then tried to make then make out with me...
vodka wasn't working...
ok here list of people who i've asked to make out with...
michelle...
denise...
nadiah...
nadiah's boyfriend...
jacyn...
jacyn's girlfriend...
clorine...
chealsea...
dale...
and maybe mirza ...
hmmm...can't be too sure about that though..

and here is the list of people who refused to make out with me...
michelle...
denise...
nadiah...
nadiah's supper nice boyfriend...
jacyn...
jacyn's supper hot girlfriend...
clorine...
chealsea...
dale...
and maybe mirza...

what kinda party is it when people don't make out...
dang...

after the party...
headed to thompson for more booze with friends...
got home with plenty of booze and came on-line...
chatted with gen and tried to make her make out with me...
tried to lure her to my house with chocolate ice cream...
then had a uncomfortable and weird conversation with ken..
asking him whether he wanted to make out with me...
hmmmm....really fuzzzy...
was something about drugs? erm,... peach? maybe jim carrery...
thats as far as i can remember...
was really weird...

ok...
so...
apparently i'm not make out material...
ooooooh..... i remembered ken telling me to use a sofe toy and cut out its mouth so that i can shove my tongue into it...

ok...
weird...
where's winnie the pooh...
and the scissors...
heeeee hee hee (evil horny laughter)