TTLV: ABORT ABORT!!!

there's that tiny little voice at the back of your head...
or i would like to call it TTLVATBOYH...
or short... TTLV
no..its not the devil...
no its not god...
and no...its not your mom too...
well its just you too tired to talk...
and have nothing better to do...

well..that little voice in my head was hard at work yesterday...
came back from my pseudo media financal exam...
pseudo not because it was fake...
but pseudo because i did not attend...
well pseuso exam was actually...
meet up with dawn in the morning to get MC from yishun polyclinic...
had to skip the exam if not would have flunk it miserably...
so went to pseudo exam to get my mc...
i would like to refer that to pseudo exam...
well...went to my pseudo exam and found out from the doc that i had tonsillitis...
welll...
bingo!!!!
exam is saved!!!
so am on 10 days antibiotic...

doctor: "whats wrong with you?"
me: " sore throat, shortness of breath."
TTLV: "lazy, i cannot fail finace, i need something to help knock me out fast."

doctor: " how long have you had this?"
me: "last week, but it got better, but this mornign it happened again."
TTLV: " as soon as i found out that the lecturer did want to postpone the test."

doctor:" i'll prescribe you..."
me:" the dextromethorphan you gave me the last time wasn't strong enough, don't you have something stronger? like dahpsedyl or something?
TTLV: "c'one!!! stronger stronger!!!

doctor:" hmmm, we don't carry dahpsedyl, because thats used by GP, but i can give you something close to that, dextromethorphan pills their much stronger than the syrup version.
me: "its stronger right? ok then... it'll cause drowsiness right? good."
TTLV: "s u c k e r............."

doctor:" try to monitor your condition, if it keeps on accuring we'll get your tonsils removed!
me: " oh ok... yea...it has been accuring since last year..."
TTLV: "yes Yes YES!!! remove it!!!! remove it!!! wheeee!!! grey's anatomy!!!

doctor: "what else do you need?"
me: "oh just an MC for today."
TTLV: "and your offical MC stamp sucker!!!!!!!"

came home from pseudo exam to find mom spring cleaning the house...

mom: give me a hand with this!
me: i'm too tired!!!
TTLV: i'm too tired!!!

mom: have you called the caterer for the party?
me: no, yea, sort of...
TTLV: what caterer?!?!

mom: what?!?!?! you haven't!!! i told you to do it weeks ago!!!
me: erm...
TTLV: change subject now now now!!!!!

me: Oh yea, i went to see a doctor just now....
mom: i told you to see a doctor last week already, you're always waiting till the last minute then you start picking things up!!!
TTLV: abort abort abort...change subject now!!!! now!!! now!!!

me: oh yea...i kinda skipped the exam, because if i took it i would have failed, but now with my MC yeap...i won't now!!! yay!!!
mom: WHAT?!? start screaming in catonese, something like good for nothing, something something, she wished she had given birth to char siew instead of me...something something she can eat char siew up if she's sick of it...something something idiotic boy....
your dad's gonna have a field day if he finds out about it!!!

TTLV: "CHANGE SUBJECT!!! ABORT!!! CHANGE!!! ABORT!!!"
me: " i want to remove my tonsils!!!"
mom: "explicitories...or either just really really bad cantonese...."

me:" its my tonsils and i'll do whatever i want with it!!!"
mom: "under this roof, your tonsils are mine!!! and you're not even 21 yet!!! you and your tonsils belong to me!!!"
TTLV: "sucker......."

remeber the thing i said about that little tiny voice at the back of your head....

trust me...

its the devil...