Feng Shui THIS (flips up finger)!!!

my dad wants to fengshui my room...
a.k.a... destroy my small little hapiness where he and the rest of my family are not allowed in...
apparently last season's feng shui master was too old fashion...
so my dad's bringing in a feng shui... advisor...
geddit feng shui advisor...
who does the fen shui thingy's in his palm pilot...
and does some chinese horoscope...
apparently its the latest fad of feng shui-sm...

at the present...
my room is position in a way that the first thing i see when i walk into the room is my table and books...
before geting into my bed...
see...thats feng shui to you...
so everytime i am rushing out to school and i forgot to bring my assigments...
i can just run in and out...'
but now...
the bed's gonna flip over...
my study table's gonna flip diagonally across the room...
my wardrobe is most likely gonna get riped out form its spot...
and my full length mirror being thrown out of my room because its not feng shui worthy...
so every time i feel like doing my work....
i have go across my bed...
its like a freaking hurdle...
of me trying not to sleep on the bed before doing my work...
its like its suppose to help me in my studies and all....
but i don't geddit?
you put a bed in the middle of me and my studying table...
mister...
you're just asking for trouble...

dad:" please tidy up your room, you have clothes everywhere on the floor, and the spots where you don't have clothes on, you have shopping bag, and there are still stuffs in the shopping bag, wait, you haven't even open your christmas presents...."

me:" with the money you're paying the feng shui guy...get him to feng shui my clothes too, and since he's onto that get him to pack my stuffs too."

i like leaving new clothes in their paper bags , and leaving them on the floor...
whenever i can't find anything new to wear to school...
i just pop something out from the shopping bag... viola...
new outfit...
its called fashion feng shui...
where you place shopping buys all over the floor, hoping for more abundance and prosperity...and more shopping bags as well...

you wanna feng shui my room?
feng shui THIS... (flips up finger)!!!