"you are an i-d-i-o-t, tra la la la la..."

spent the whole day antiquing with the folks...
trying to convince them to buy a 400 bucks antique birdcage...
circa 1800s from china....
its really cool...
5 feet tall, extentable/ retractable...
bircage turns into a gorgeous lamp just by adding a bare lightbulb in it...
will not give up in my attempts to buy an oversize antique birdcage...
if i irritate my parents long enough, they'll crack...

the state of my sad accademics of higher education progress is appaling...
the impending 4 incomplete projects/test due next week is testiment to my failure as a student...
my depth of incompetence and lazyness amuses me...
may god have mercy on this sorry fat arse...

i can only blame the national library board for having their monthly double your borrowed items...
making be borrow 8 DVDs to coup me up in my bedroom and laptop...
mother nature, for raining on my parade...
thus giving me more reason to stay couped up in my bedroom, laptop and 8 DVDs...
most of all, i blame my parents for buying me a laptop i hardly ever need for school work...

you'd think that after countless of latenights struggling last minute rushing...
i'd learnt my lesson hard...
but nooooooooooooooooo...
becuase of my faith in my ability to pull shit together at the very last minute...
my ability to work faster when adrenalin is mixed with tripple espresso...
and my pure talent of bullshiting...

i can already hear the sounds of chorus harmonizing...
"you are an i-d-i-o-t, tra la la la la..."

this is going to be a beautiful week...