large mutant marshmellow...

when i spill my glass of spiked ribena over the alphabets...
when i fiddle and poke the power point with my g-tech pen...
when i chew through the little black licorice looking power line...
when i keep on restarting it continuously for the next 48 hours...
when i put little nasty things into it...
when i try to locate and unscrew all the screws on it...
when i accidentally fling it out of the window...
when i accidently fling it out of the the window and land into the pond...
when i accidently fling it out of the window and land in a flaming bbq pit...
when i spontaneously human combust while drinking hard liquor...
when i see how far it can slide on the floor...
when i want to check how much weight i've gained over the week on it...
when i throw it up and use my espn powers to levitate it...
when i accidentally spill concentrated sulphuric acid i stole from the school's moon lap...
when i try to see how how much heat it takes to change colour...








when i refuse to return my dell batery because i've grown accustom to it...
when i refuse to return my battery even though dell has called for a general recall for my specific type of batery...
when i refuse to return my dell battery eventhough it might just burst into flames any second now...
when i refuse to return my dell battery even though it might just burts into flames any second now and i've got a pack of large mutant marshmellow i've been waiting to roast over an open fire....



when i refuse to return my dell battery becuase i'm too damn lazy...





if you had joined the pyramid game...
you'd suuuucccckkkk....

"HOW TO MAKE YOUR LAPTOP GO KAAAAAAAHHH BOOOOOOOMMMM!"


duuuuuuuuuuh?!?!?!
my espn powers was a huge giveaway!!!