diy: why is the bloody escalator moving so damn slow
me: nah, its like that... its this slow...
diy: **GAASSSP** its because of your fat arse!!!
me: **GAASSSP* phuut, motherrrrfucc!!!
i've decided that next year i wanna come in as a monk pimp...
or is it a pimping monk?
or maybe it is a monking pimp?
monp?
well whatever it is...
i'm sure they've already reserved a extra large superior space for me....
in hell...
friends tell one other the truth...
good friends tell lies to keep each other away from the truth...
great friends don't talk about it...
when the world starts weighing in on your shoulders...
just slide...
you know we can do some heavy lifting...
you know what they say about scorpions?
that they are a very good judge of character?
well, this time i'm waaaay off the mark...
its actually really funny if you come and think of it...
i'll just share a few more laughs...
because don't we all love to laugh silly mistakes like this off once in a while...
here's to all the silly mistakes i've made...
ha... ha... good riddance... ha
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