you've had the best birthday this year...
so don't expect anything more...
and then i have to be blown away year after year...
stop it already!!!
if this continue...
i'll expect this every single year for the rest of my god damn life!!!if not i'll pout, whine, stomp...
birthday celebration started at 00.00 hours 25 October 2006...
when my sis decided to give me a heart attack when she sneaked out of the house...
to meet some mysterious person...
not just once...
but twice...
why on earth would she be meeting anyone at 11.45pm???
so plucked up the courage to ask her who it was eventhough i was afraid of the answer....
"kor, i'm seeing at 30 year old man, and i'm goign to run away with him tonight, please give me your blessings and take care of mummy, and pap for me, i will always remember you! please forgive me, but i'm in love with my form teacher! we will run away together, and i will have his illegitimate children and we are eloping to malaysia to set up a farm."
it would have been the answer if i was going to write my best seller kickass autobiography...
but nope...
all i got was a...
"nope, nobody!"
heart is slightly suffering a slight seizure...
heart was hemorrhaging like an obese child running the nafa...
was i going to let the pedophile form teacher get away with rendevouing with my underage sister in the middle of the night under my nose???
before i could even stand up for a dramatic gesture...
bunch of crazy people storm into the house singing...
freakign happy birthday!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
having a ful blow heart attack now because i was in my sec sch PE tee and boxers with a hairband in my bed head...
TAMMI WEI QI
DAWN
IAN SHERLENE
I LOVE YOU CRAZY SHITHEADS!!!
but trust me when i say...
i'm not getting any younger and i'm too fat for my heart to take it...
one of these days, you guys are goign to suprise me and see me drop dead...
then you can shove 1.5 kg ice cream cake down my throat...
becuse i know it would go into my arse anymore!!!
talked and drank till 4 am...
just to watch me age by the minute of every second...
and had to drag my sorry lazy drunk arse out of bed at 8 in the flipping morning...
i love my birthday suprise!!!!!!
had FABULOUS fabulous FABULOUS dinner at menotti...
stuffed our face full with carbo laiden heaven...
and amazing birthday cake at bakerzin...
i hearby proclaim dawn lo zi yan, official birthday planner!!!
have never felt so old in my life...
beside the fact that we ate like senior citizens..
finishing our meal by 7.30pm...
just to rush home in time to watch some chinese drama serial on celestial channel...
dinner was amzing...
except for that particular embarrassing dish that everyone just pokes and stares...
and try to think of something that taste worse than that...
but seriosuly...
i
hate
to
say
this
but
i
had
the
best
birthday
ever...
yes, if anyone asks, i'm 18th...
i'll whine and pout for the years to come...
don't hate me...
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