in the great words of one miss karen walker...

this is for all you fucktards out there...
i'm trying my bloody hardest to be nice to everyone...
live and let live...
stop taunting, and tempting me...
stop making me want to hurl insults at you...
you make it too damn easy...
fucktards...

if i charged a dollar for every time i rolled my eyes...
i would have...
$892, 397, 7589.00
god gave me eyes and mouth...
in all glory to roll my eyes and bitch spastically...
but in my spirit of being nice and generous...
i will do it silently and self inflictlingly...

the great lengths i go to, to stay civilized...
give me a damn award already...
so that when another fucktard decides to make my day...
i can hurl not only my insults but my shiny trophy at them...


in the great words of one miss karen walker...
" i'm too tired to raise my hands to slap you...
do me a favor and just smack your head against my palm..."