yooo pimple shooooooo faat....

ladies and gentle please evacuate...
i repeat please evacuate...
this is not a drill...
i repeat...
this is not a drill...
a volcano is erupting...
no..
not IN singapore....
but on yuran's face....
i repeat..
this is not a drill...
please evacuate...

my pimple's the equalevant of mount kilimanjaro...
except mine's cuter cuz its pink....

YO PIMPLE SHOOOO FAAAT...
IT MAKES YOUR ARSE LOOK THIN...

YO PIMPLE SHOOO BIGGG...
I WANNA CLIMB AND SIT ON IT...

YOOO PIMPLE SHOOO FAAAAT...
IT CAN BE SEEN ON THE MOOOON...

YOOO PIMPLE SHOO BIG...
I SAW IT FIRST BEFORE SEEING YOU...

YOOOO PIMPLE SHOO FAT...
IT MAKES EVERYTHING ELSE SEEMS SHOOO SMAAALL...

YOO PIMPLE SHOOO FAT...
I THOUGHT YOU NEEDED TO LOSE SOME WEIGHT...

YOOO PIMPLE SHOOO FAT...
YOOOUR FACE GREW OUT OF IT...

YOOO PIMPLE SHOOO FAT...
YOU NEED A HAT TO COVER IT...

ok...
shall stop insulting my pimple...
i'm just hurting its self esteem...
if it makes my ass look small....
HEEELLLLL YEEEAA....


ok...
if you need to find me..
i'm the one with....
wait a minute...





you won't miss it...
ITS FUCKING HUUUUGE....




went to cut my hair earlier on today...
no. of times i contemplated shaving: 9
no. of times i had to explain to the hair stylist TRIM: 15
no. of times hairstylist wanted to dye my hair: 22
no. of times hair stylist tried make me look jappy: 156,798....

no its not a car wreck..
its just shorter...
flippable...
but shorter...
it makes me look a little secondary schoolish...
like short at the back and all...


i miss me hair already....
goddamnnit...
i have no use for my hands now...
i need to flip something...
ANYTHING!!!!
AAAANNNNNYYYTHHHIIINNNNNGGGG....


its ok...
YOOO PIMPLE SHOOO FAT...
PEOPLE WON'T NOTICE THE TRAIN WRECK ON YOUR HAIR...


ok..
seriously...
stopitalready....