soothing blue...

ok....
yay...
manage to screw up my semester...
australia is hanging by a thread...
a verrry thin thread...

i will now cry myself to sleep...
and drown myself in my puddle of tears...
as the moist and damp sheets touch my skin...
i die peacefully in my sleep all wet and wrinkly...

now...
how do i break it to the parents...
i think theres only one logical and strategic way...
i'm going to tell them on a post-it!!!

its the most ingenious plan ever....
get it?
a post-it on their bedroom door...
first thing they'll see at 6 in the morning...
since their brains are still relatively dead...
it'll take them longer to process...
buying me more time to plan by next move....
hopefully my next move will involve a very awkward long distant phone call from aussie...
but in the mean time....
what colour do you think goes with the yellow post-it?

soothing blue?
shocking pick?
siren red?
electric violet?

i think soothing blue...
it'll confuse them even more...