Wednesday, October 26, 2005

you make me wanna scream, cry, shout,die all in a day...

it all started yesterday...
my dark day (birthday)...
everyone in my class couldn't even be bothered...
not a single word was mentioned about my birthdays...
not a S-I-N-G-L-E word at all...
went home sad and depressed...
heartbroken and locked myself in the room...
and cried myself to sleep while the rain made a mockery out of my sad day...

had swim at the hamptons (dawn's place)...
and while we were pigging out...
a fugly but yummy looking cake came out...
18 candles...
chocolate...
sugar frosted...
with bold letters...
"YU RAN IS LEGAL"...
my friends did not forget my birthday...
burst out into a teary fit...
swam and pigged out with pizza, beer, sangria...

was a blast...

got infront of dawns computer preparing to watch hocus pocus...
and a elaborate script, cd, and card was shoved of my face...
the production/plan was entitled, "25OCT2005"...
"25OCT2005" is an elaborate plan that was planned by 7 of my bestest friends in class...
it was so elaborate that all of the class was roped in to make me feel like shit...
even lecturers and people from the next class were dragged in....
sex, lies and videotapes...
my bunch of friends flimed the whole of my birthday...
and flimed tons of people wishing me happy birthday on tt day it self...
and loads of images of me being all silly and depressed...
and it was made really clear...
they didn't forget my birthday...
a piece of script from the video...
Khai: " OK, uhm. Hi, you are siting behind me(camera goes to yu ran who's busy discussing) we would like to wish you happy birthday!!!"
Louis:" did he hear that/?"
--cut--
within the first few seconds...
i burst out crying...

ok i gedit people i got screwed/ punkd/ cadided camera...
i was an ass...
but you guys were bigger asses...
and i love you...
it was difficult for me and you guys broke my heart...
but it was equally difficult for you breaking my heart on my birthday...
khai- mastermind of all masterminds...
diy- ditsy slutty whore...
dawn- great bubbly hostess cum location manager
illias- sucky guitar player GREAT administrater
cherri- lousy coffee girl, nipple espn!!!
dinesh- erm... aAaH mama... (love you)
andy- cannot make it driver...

all these people are....
amazing....
the best birthday/ belated birthday present ever...
not to mention the fugly cake....
its so....
yummy...

i love you people...
you make me wanna scream, cry, shout, die all in one day...

p.s... sherrie... i love you no matter what happens...
germ, you'll always have me...

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