buon giorno...Dove Sono Gucci???

family vaca 2005 is settled...
we're headed for the land of pizzas, pastas, and obstencious hand genstures...
italy...

have borrowed 12 guide books from the library...
ok...
so where is the other guide book that guides you on the guide book...
ok...
there's actually some reviews on the back of the book cover...

"a pleasurable read with ravishing photography plus maps and plans of supreme quality" The Observer...

Succinct and beautifully designed, the book double as a souvenir" The Sunday Times...

ok...
firstly...
BULLSHIT...
secondly...
BULLSHIT...
thirdly...
have you even read this book?
maybe you're reviewed the wrong book?
if not...
BULLSHIT!!!

have been brushing up on my italian...
and have learnt the most important phrase...

Dove Sono Gucci???

where is (insert)...