diets are for 2 groups of people...

still on the topic of dieting...

i have classified people on diets into 2 catergories...

A- relatively thin people who are self proclaimed fat but by hook or by crook have to lose 5 kgs...
y'all know who you are...

B- relatively fat/ fat people who know that they are fat but always believe in the power of "tomorrow then start"...
y'all know who you are...

-GROUP A-
1) normal but lazy and spolit group A people would...
point at models in vogue and start to whine about how fat they look...
while sipping on their mocha frap with extra whip cream by the side...

2)normal but lazy group A people would...
point at models in vogue and start to whine about how fat they look...
while sipping on their mocha frap with extra whip cream by the side...
and procrastinate about swimming to lose the flab...

3)determined group A people would...
point at models in vogue and start to whine how fat they look...
while sipping on their mocha frap with extra whip cream by the side...
and procrastinate about swimming to lose the flab...
sit/ waddle by the pool and pray that their fats gets dissolved into the clorine water...

-GROUP B-
1)normal but lazy and spolit group B people would...
point at girls around them who are reading vogue and start to whine about how slim they are...
while eating chocolate/ apple pie with ice cream by the side...

2)normal but lazy group B people would...
point at girls around them who are reading vogue and start to whine about how slim they are...
while eating chocolate/ apple pie with ice cream by the side...
and look at different angles to point out that they are equally as fat as them...

3)determined group B people would...
point at girls around them who are reading vogue and start to whine about how slim they are...
while eating chocolate/ apple pie with ice cream by the side...
and look at different angles to point out that they are equally as fat as them...
taking a picture of them, adobe photoshop to make them look fat and ugly and post it all over the net...

so...
which group/sub-group do you fall in?!