nice little horsie horsie horsie.....

4AM...woke up tried to look posh and chic at 4 in the morning... uggh...hair was in a mess...no worries...ralph lauren cap will fix it...all my oxford button down white shirts all in the washer!!! no worries...ralph lauren polo shirt will fix it...damn it!!! all nice khakis have blothes of red stains on them that resembled blood frm-u-know-where...no worries...ralph lauren bermudas will fix it.... arrived at singapore turff club ard 4.30 just to look like a spokesperson for ralph lauren...gawd how ironic! with the ralp lauren logo and all....however looked chic and classy... in a psyco ralph lauren fan kinda way...

background info: dad's associate went out of town... and left his suposedly nice small little horsie with my dad...and my dad left it to me...so all i was supose to do was to wake up at a fucked-up-god-forbid hour in the morning....watch the trainer train the horsie...and then pet the horse and say bye...

uggh!!!!!! correction!!! uggg hmmm.... firstly small horsie...turns out to be a fully grown black stalion....twice the size of me!!!nice little horsie ?!?!?! that creature tried to rip my head of when i was talking to the jockey.....thirdly...i was made to feel the shit of the horse to see whether the horse was sick or smtg...

jockey:"ze mr tan(dad's associate) alvays feel the hoorse sheet,zo make sure thatz ze horse iz feeling goodz...."
me:"i dun think its necessary...its ok...it looks fine to me"
jockey:"okay, i'll do itz myselve."
(sticks hand into shit...takes a chunk out and starts rubbing it)
jockey:"ze texture of the sheet is not consistant maybe it iz suffering from indisgescion(indigestion)...feel it)!"
stuffs it into my face screaming feel it!
and the following senario will be deemed to explicit for PG rating.


feel violated...sniff...cry....hmm...will see whether horse skin is useful to make chic and expensive jackets? ooooh....how channel! hmmm...horse skin tote bag...house skin trench coat? horse skin pumps.... will start new line of clothings made from 100% authentic horse skin....

muahahahahahaha.......