nada...

you wouldn't believe even if i told you...
no seriously...
you wouldn't...
nada...


sir-Ian-Mc-fucking-Kellen dropped by my bar to drip last night...
i served him his disgusting Singapore sling and whiskey otr...

me: hi sir, its an honour meeting you! your performance in king Lear is astounding...
him: oh really! thank you very much then it's a pleasure to meet you to! did you go watch the play at the esplanade then?
me: the tickets were absurdly ridiculous
him: haha (grunts), i've heard i was more expensive than madonna.
me: (silent screams in head) OH-MY-FUCKING-GOD-IAN-FUCKING-MCKELLEN-IS -TALKING-TO-ME-ME-ME-ME-ME

me: (esp signals) adopt me adopt me adopt me adopt me adopt me adopt me adopt me...



see i told you you wouldn't believe me...
i'll get my manager to write me a note to verify my story!!