message in a bottle...

i know how the US government fund its total world domindation scheme...
they leech off dumbass singaporeans like meeeee...
i've got proof!!!
in a little phone bill with $500bucks hidden someone on it...

even after weeks of returing from the U,S of fucking ripping me off, A...
i am still feeling the after shocks of the whole trip...
credit card bills...
and a very pissed of mother waving my phone bill hysterically in my face...

total damage...
$533...
for 4 weeks and like 1/5 of it are known calls made by me...
the rest are phantom calls made to pissed my mom off big time...

you know how you dial a number...
and if it doesn't get through...
simply human logic even a techno retard like me would do is to..
dial the fraking number again...

with the added difficulty of recognising US different dial tones...
and my basic instinct of calling again if it doesn't get through...
for every number i dial and not get through...
i was charged $1.68

i have no problem with homeland security screening and hearing into my calls...
why the fuck am i paying for calls that did not even go through?!?!
whats worse...
they charged me an additional 20 % of my total bill for using their services!!!

500 bucks can buy me...
1/3 of the balenciaga bag i want...
ticket-S to see Xtina live...
my gucci gladiator sandels...
feed an entire east african village...
fly to bali over the vesak day hols...
fold 250 little 2 dollar hearts...
build a water system for some rural village in brazil through world vision...

or fund US' total world domination scheme...

the next time...
i'm fucking writing home...
or sending a bloody pigeon...
message in a bottle is totally sexier though...