2 minutes worth...

i can...
rearrange/ refeng-shui my entire room...
clean up/ sort out/ colour coordinate my whole closet...
perform the immaculate conception and create a whole new religion...
shave off all the hairs on my body...
start a whole new revolution movement against polyester...
go jogging naked in the night around my neighbourhood...
try an art-attack moment and create a larger than life creation of my arse using all the shoes i can find in my house...
burn all of ugly and embarrassing childhood pictures...
and digitize/photoshop/categorize the rest of them...
read the harry potter and the goblet of fire in french twice...
run up to my room and blog about this before rushing down to catch the justin.t wannabe on american idol...

go back to my sofa...
and that annoying 2 minute (a lifetime) long England tourism advertisement still playing...
for a country with absolutely no culture and heritage...
they have an annoying shit load of crap to be showing us huh...

but still go back to my sofa...
scratch my arse...
and go...
England very nice MeH...









but i saw a very big big topshop...