my very own social sucide...

mom: do you have any plans tonight?
yuran: what plans? i've not gone out on a saturday night for more than a month...

i think my mom's silently screaming for joy...
don't get too used to it mommy dearest...
my social life's not dead...
its on hold...
as soon as it get back on...
i'm out of the door faster than you can say satur---...
but since i'm pretty happy staying home watching dvds on a saturday...
like the milions of people on this little red dot...
i'll be just fine knowing my fridge is fully stocked...

who am i kidding...
who stays home on a saturday night...
unless your ugly, fat, have bad social manners or smell funny....
or all of the above...

why do people refer to a dead body...
a dead body...
isn't the dead body a person?
you wouldn't go up to a person a go...
"hi how's your body? can you please move your body please?"
you don't call a person a body...
its just wrong...
and hallow...
was at elizabeth choy's wake yesterday...
and have not been to a wake since 1997...
when i watched 3 hours worth of princess diana's funeral procession...

was going on about how diginified and how she was a hero and all, throughout the way to her wake...
elizabeth choy...not princess diana

when when we got there...
i just refered her to as...
the body...
elizabeth choy... not princess diana

"why is the body like that...."
"crap! the body in an open casket..."
"the body this the body that..."

after 96 years of living and spending significant amout of her life being a national icon...
all i could refer to her was...
the body?!

omg...
when i'm dead...
i'm not having a wake...
no wake= no body...
no body= no body calling names
no body calling names= one happy dead corpse...
one happy dead corpse= an eternal gratefullness from moi...

the wake was dignified and elegant...
just how i pictured elizabeth choy would be...

yeap thats who i spent my weekend...





if i've not snapped out of this hiding...
after another month...
i'll give the go ahead sign for a search and rescue team after me...