my last cig...(heh)

yay...
have smoked last cig...(heh)
told self to embark on healthy smoke free lifestyle...
will stop hallucinating self at the back of tabliod magazine with cool paparazzi shot of self smoking at starbucks looking cool...

note to self...
smoking is not cool...
smoking will make me look old...
smoking will make me achieve goal of dying young and unsaggy...
smoking is too expensive...
i want to smell like dior homme...
not ck smoke...

believe that the tabacco industry is run by people from fab magazine industry...
trying to make us all look old and ugly...
so that shinny happy beautiful people in magazine will be looked up to...

either that or...

the tabacco industry is run by terrorist...
and by smoking...
we're funding their syndicated intricate web of terrorism operation...
located around the world waiting to blow smtg up...

will come up with brillant documentry to prove my point...
will be hailed as the next royston tan...
scrape tt...
ok...
micheal moore...
then will make shocking new documentry to defame US government...
will flash oscar worthy smile...
smile will be sparkly white because of zero niccotine...
after winning oscar..
hollywood stars will be throwing themself and moi...
will start huge hollywood scandal with angelina...
then go with the UN to feed starving ethopian kids...
will start adopting children from all around the world...
(beautiful children of course)
and live happily ever after with angelina...
and together we'll watch brad age, sagg, and die...

and all of this wil happen because i smoked my last cig...
take that vogue/ terrorist...
i'm on to you...

muah ha ha ha...

lighting imaginary cig...
with imaginary lighter...
and blow imaginary smoke into cold moist morning air...
chokes on imaginary cough...

wheeee....
even my body is rejecting imaginary cig....
will have face like baby ass skin...
white teeth...
and sexy breath...