oprah says there's a special place for peopel like you in hell...

he-who-must-not-be-name...
well...
actually...
he-who-i'm-ashamed-to-name...
ok...
too long and painful...
he deserves only a ___...
yeap...

first of all..
i would like to do a lill' quick shoutout to everyone...
I TOLD YOU SOOOOOOOO!!!!!
but its ok...
i'll do my i-told-you-so speech another time...

remeber the story about the boy who cried wolf?
the irritating boy kept on pissing of the villages because he was too whinny and needy...
so he decides to fool the vilagers with his imaginary wolf...
yea...
you all know how it ends...

well in my story...
when the wolf did attack and he screaming for help...
the villagers would all busy watching american idol...
and instead of the sheeps being eaten up...
the irritating boy got eaten up...
his insides scattered across the lush green meadows...
while the sheeps continue to graze on the grass and his intestines...

___ has lied to so many people...
it started out with one lie...
then another lie to cover the first lie...
then another lie to cover the lie....
and then another lie to cover yet another line...
until he fools himself into living his very own lie...
so his whole very existance is based on a lie...
not just any lie...
but a lie with a UBER (rolls eyes) bad story plot...
so bad that even channel 8 was ashamed to show it...

being in the same room with ___ makes be want to fling myself off the building...
and if i don't die...
wheel myself up again and fling myself down...
just knowing he's not far from me makes me want to pour concentrated hydrochloric acid into my eyes...
the sight of him makes want to stick my finger down my throat and gag till i look like a malnourished ethiopian child...

the worst part of all...
he tries to lie to everyone...
FYI...
everyone talks...
and everyone has been comparing your lies...
it's like a daily ritual...
we compare, laugh and then see who has the winning lie...
very fun, very amusing...
you all should try it...

i love it when he tries to go up to random people and start sobbing his whole life story to them...
not only to i love the part that he looks like a complete pathetic idiot...
i love it because the people who he's trying to do damage control on...
are the people he troted and stomped all over last year...
KARMA"S A BITCH....
DEAL WITH IT!!!

i can smell his desperation from afar...
the stench reeks so much i swear it was the cause of the java volcano...
spewing all the volcanic ashes...

i wouldn't be suprise if, right now...
he's trying to flim himself an audition tape to oprah...
asking her for help...
darling...
oprah says: " THERE'S A SPECIAL PLACE FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU IN HELL!"

whatever he thinks he's doing now..
seriously its lame and its biting you back harder in the arse then before...
take my advice and just sit down and look clever for once...
not like there are many people you can convince...
stop lying...
its entertaining and all...
but its getting on everyone's nerves...
everyone knows what kind of person you are...
why can't you see that whatever that you're doing...
it's not working and it's making you looking even more guilty...
do all of us a favor and...
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!