carrie-er

once upon a time...
there lived a woman, name carrie-er...
carrie loved the city so much...
new york was her date everyday...
she loved her, neimans, stella, and most of all her manolo blahniks...

one day while she was tanning in her apartment's balcony...
10 skyscrapers grew out of the sky...
it was the evil donut trump...
with her manolo blahnick snake skin diamonte stillettos...
she brought the 10 buildings down single handedly...
new york was safe again...
and new york women could stop going to fake tanning salons...
as a reward...
manolo blahniks himself awarded carrie...
the urban legend manolo red satin mary-janes...
(that would bring carrie to shoe heaven)

evil women from all around the world were jealous of carrie...
her enemies included...
america's next top model contestants...
desperate housewives...
and gay guys from queer eye for the straight guy...

her enemies gathered at her 8th avenue apartment...
and prepared to burn her wardrobe...
as carrie-er was getting into her oscar de la renta cocktail dress...
she was attacked by her enemies...
and to save her precious oscar de la renta cocktail dress...
she wore the missmatched blahniks red mary-janes...
and flew to shoe heaven...
and evey day during the mid- autumn festivil...
we remember carrie-er and her shoes...
and how she saved new york from the invasion of fake tanning salons...
so if you look at the moon real closely...
you'll see the shape of the red satin mary-janes...

p.s...
this story has abosolutley no connection with the chinese folklore Chang-er...
it is totally original...
and abosolutely fab...