2010 can kiss my medieval arse...

Q: So are you attached?
A: Nope, nah, never have been...

my answer is accustomed to solicit these various response...
"Really? but you look like the type who have been in many!"
"Really? but why?"
"Really... (mortified look accompanied by awkward silence)"

yes really...

when it comes to relationships...
i take a more traditional approach...
and by traditional, i mean medieval...
if, and when i get into a relationship, i need to know it's the one...

if getting into a relationship and getting off one is like a bus ride...
well, i guess I'm still waiting for the right one to come around...
when i get on one...
it'll be a long, winding and hopefully my last ride...

but till then...
those awkward silence are little triumph reminder...
of many others countless failed relationships...
me.... NONE!=)