come knock on my door already!!!

i have been weirdly patriotically emotional lately...
i mean borderlining crazy, deranged, crying, flag waving, pledge screaming singaporean...
i teared a little when i watching the national day parade on the telly...
and i was close to screaming out faith hill's there you'll be while on my camp's NE tour of changi museum...

i am a one man crazy show waiting to happen...
when the hell is MTV gonna come up to me and give me my god damn reality show...
and my fame whoring friends can start planning their own trashy spin offs...
do i need to start spamming nekid pictures of myself on the Internet or something?

in my reality show, it'll be called, "The big life on the little red dot"...
too long? maybe just DOTZ...
i think it'll appeal to little ah lians and beng bengs around...
damn right i'll be a good role model for all the young train wrecks in the world...