chao kenging...

you know how i always zomfg to over dramatize every single fucking thing in my life?
well, this time ZOMFG!!!! and i swear i mean every single syllabus...
so here i am on friday, 9pm all booked out...
marched to the ferry terminal, boarded the 20 mins ferry ride back to mainland where i firmed up my weekend plans...
got off the ferry, called my mom to pick me up at pasir ris interchange before boarding a 2o mins bus ride to the interchange...
got off the bus and waited for 5 minutes before i mom picked me up and drove me home...
during the car ride she drops a bombshell on me that our neighbour of 15 years died on wednesday...
and before i could even process the whole story...
i get a call from my Sergeant ordering me to book back in before 2330 for guard duty over the weekend because of some planing fuck up...

mother ZZZZZZZZZOOOOOOMMMMMMMFFFFFFFGGGGGGG!!!!

thank god i was quick on my toes and said that i was on my way to see a doctor because i was not feeling well...
which i am...
so i'm totally off the hook...
therefore i'm not chao kenging...













NS is a bitch...
it makes me want to castrate myself and dangle my balls in front of SAF...
well i don't really need to since every time now when the phone rings...
my balls shrinks into a vagina anyway...