Dossier de Presse

4 exhibitions in one day...

Marie-Antoinette @ Galeries Nationales du Grand Palais
Figuration Narrative @ Galeries Nationales du Grand Palais
Valentino, Themes Et Variations @ Les Arts Decoratifs
Les Annees Grace Kelly Princesse de Monaco @ Exposition a la l'hotel de Ville

found a pretty slick way to by pass massive queues and not pay entrance!!!
and contrary to believe, my privates weren't flashed...
this brilliant idea came to me while i was queuing in the rain to get into hotel de ville for the grace kelly exhibitions...
asked around and found out that people have been queuing for more than an hour to get in...

dying of pneumonia or seeing pretty pretty grace kellyish things?!
i went up to the guards and demanded to be let in because moi is from la presse...
ok, i didn't actually demand, i asked really politely whether i could go in to get a press kit so that i can write an article on it...
before i knew it i was in the exhibitions press kit in hand and free entry!

it worked brilliantly for the other 3 exhibitions too!
i rotate between, i left my press pass back at the hotel, won't have time because i'm rushing off...
i'm an obscure student writer from an obscure student body publication from a obscure school back in singapore...
don't you know who the fuck i am?!?

not really...

but seriously...
DON'T YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM!
when screamed in french will sound ultra sexy...
so i've been told...