IPHONE IS GOD!!!

in the mist of all my technological retardedness and my IT confusion...
i find myself needing a piece of equipment light years ahead of my techbnological abilities...
i want/need/must have/can't live without an iphone!!!
why you may ponder?! because... IPHONE IS GODDDDDDDDD!!!!!


i know how, TIVO IS GOD!!!
but... tivo was so 20GB ago...
look at me! i'm using it nerd lingo without fully understanding it!!!
wheeeee....

i need an iphone...
because it has 54,076 functions that i might need in the future...
and because 54,074 functions i have not heard of and do not see myself ever using in the future...
because mac has convinced me that everyone needs the 54,076 fuctions on a phone...

HOW THE HELL HAVE WE BEEN LIVING WITHOUT 54, 076 FUCTIONS ON OUR PHONE!!!
WE'RE LIKE BABARIANS!!!
UNCIVILIZED HUMAN BEINGS WITHOUT THE EXTRA 54, 076 FUCTIONS ON OUR PHONES!!!
WE ARE DISGUSTING PIGS!!!

mac is godddd!!!
mac is our all mighty ruler!!!
mac is turning my brain into mush...
mac will deliver us from our unworthy technological stiffling mortal body and lift us to the mac kingdom!!!
creative = death...













no seriously...
i think i need the 54, 076 fuctions...
i'll dedicate my entire life into figuring and mastering all the fuctions and become an iphone yoda...
or at least until mac comes up with an iphone with 54,080 fuctions...
then we'll know we're technological doomed...







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i'm a creep, i'm a weirdo...
what the hell am i doing here, i don't belong here....
i belong at home under my IMC notes...